Overheard at the Piehole Table: part 2

1. You’re totally guarding the piehole.

2. There is no sentence that uses the term “piehole” that doesn’t sound nasty.

3. Oh, wait. What if you get it in your own piehole? Dude, that’s like a touchback.

4. That may have been the closest ever. No, one time it “rimmed.”

5. Chill-ax, don’t do it.

6. Parker Posey, love her. She’s a professional piehole player.